"Feek, Mama!" Speaks, Mama! as in Martha Speaks.
"you fink." you think and tell me the answer.
"I need foon." I need a spoon.
"I'm so cold!" Pick me up and snuggle me. I don't care if it's 90F out.
"I need tension." Come sit next to me while I poop on the toilet.
"Here you go! I got the momter!" Here's the baby monitor, I brought it up from downstairs, even though you don't need it up here.
"Next time I listen." Please stop lecturing me. I already had my time out and want to go play.
"I only wub you foh much." I always love you so much.