Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Name-Calling

A: Say, "Big dumb Mama." Say, "Big dumb Abby."

M: You're not dumb. You're sweet, smart Abby.

A: No, I'm... I'm... I'm Tootie-Pants!

Monday, November 2, 2009

Monday Morning Chatter with the Toddler

Mama: I heard you go potty by yourself this morning. Good girl!

A: But I don't have any undies on.

Mama: That's okay. YOu still did a great job!

A: But I do have pumpkin pie and cookies.

Mama: Where? In your pockets?

A: NO, my butt. You want some?